Birds that can’t fly…
Tear at a man’s soul,
Turkeys flapping breathlessly, endlessly
Until Satan’s exhalations crystallize into confetti
And Hell freezes and Chanel requires their models to have late stage leprosy and
Facially visible infections contracted sexually during the commission of a felony whilst
Meth cooks return to being lauded as men and women of impeccable integrity,
Celebrated for their unending, boundless, inexhaustible
empathy!